Top ten tip tup

When Tip tup (a name popular streamer wilbur soot used for 1 stream) finds something really good he says that it’s a top 10 tip tup moment or if it’s terrifying it’s a top 10 tip tup terror etc

Me: *gets a pet dog* “that’s a top ten tip tup moment

Or

Me: *finds something difficult to learn* “that’s a top ten tip tup learning curve

urban cow tipping

When you push over bike riders that think they own the road. Could be bike clubs in the suburbs or messengers in the city.

When that bike club refused to share the road, I gunned the engine, reached out the window and did some urban cow tipping.

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Tip O' da Dick

A guy extremely desperate for sex.

This Tip O' da Dick motherfucker followed me around the club last night.

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get off my tip

Something you say when somebody has been incessantly pressuring you to take a particular action--usually one you don't want to take. Especially applicable for a man, in the case of an undesirable female jocking his shit.

Girl: When are we going to have dinner together?

Guy: Damn, bitch, I told you you're nasty. Get off my tip!

Also

Boss: When are you going to get that report to me? I've asked you for it 3 times.

Employee: Get off my tip, bitch! I told you already, I'll get it to you when it's done!

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hop off my tip

When someone is annoying you and ou have to tell them to hop off your tip. Basically saying to leave you the fuck alone unless they want more to happen.

" hop off my tip, bitch"

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Hitting the tip of your dick

The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.

Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY

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tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"