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the guy who voices mario in the mario movie
Chris Pratt :its me, a mario
To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.
Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...
Joe : Yeah?
Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!
A dickhead and blackmails their ex's and are fucked in the head.
Chris (glolesso) is such a fucking dickhead.
a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart
girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy
got an ass
just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3
yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega
The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet
Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman
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A “Chris Angel” (Crys Angel) magical line of Meth (‘Chris’tal) and Coke (‘Angel’ Dust), that is mixed together before being snorted/hot railed.
Foo 1: My boy, you ever hit a Chris Angel?
Foo 2: Fuuuuck foo, that shit was a real mind freak my boy... had me on Fuckin SICK ONE!!