zelda trees

any substance of the marijuana plant, particularly "headies", trees, pot, marijuana, maryjane, etc. :

"Yo kid let's go hit up some zelda trees"

ahhhahahahahahaha

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tree cat

Hairy female genitals.....furry fanny......hairy pussy and such

Fuck I had a tree cat last night

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Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

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Crab Tree

Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.

Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree

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three on the tree

when u have three drink bitches on your cock. happens mainly in college settings

yo i had three on the tree, they sucked the shit out of me

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Brazilian Tree

Slang for sex, used mostly in Discovery Middle School in Alexandria MN

Me and your girlfriend had some wicked Brazilian Tree last night.

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Tree Cuddle

The act of multiple guys cuddling together. Their limbs are so close together that it resembles the branches (or roots) of a tree.

Girl 1: So, your boyfriend and his brothers had a tree cuddle last night. I was a little bit confused.
Girl 2: Oh, he does that a lot.

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