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someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD
Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.
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Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns
The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank
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A turd faggot
A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.
An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.
Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"
Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"
Luke : "...."
Ciaran : "I win again!"
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The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo
Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.
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A burnt french fry... usually a darker brown in color and tastes like shit.
Oh, look at that dark brown french fry... that must be a shitty ass TURD FRY, i better not eat it.
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When a man is in a state of shock,depression,anxiety and his only answer to this feeling is drinking several pints of beer and in this piss drunk state, he executes a finishing move which makes him achieve the legendary status of a 'turd warrior'.
the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.
father saying this to a shocked son who witnessed this horror;
man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.
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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.
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An alchoholic beverage. Mix 70 percent Malibu rum and 30 percent Jager, stir in 1 Tsp. orange kool-aid, drop in 2 slices of orange, serve chilled.
I can't believe you hooked up with that nasty ho last night!
I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick!
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