Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?

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Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

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Awkward Turtle

1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.

2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.

Michael is an awkward turtle.

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Turtle Food

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

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green turtle

When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.

I was walking to the bus stop and accidentally stamped out a green turtle.

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Curious Turtle

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus

I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.

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Turtle Poncho

The Korean men had create the turtle ponchos. The turtle poncho was originally called the stone turtle. The stone turtles were shipped to places, and was soon referred as the turtle poncho.

Turtle ponchos were sold.

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