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An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?
When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot
1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
Michael is an awkward turtle.
The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.
Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!
The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway
guy 1: ewww what is THAT
guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle
guy 1: dude that is sick