Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
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The ugly man complex is a trait shown in most individuals who are lower on the attractiveness scale than most. They have been talked down so much by society and have developed so many insecurities the only way a person with this can stay sane is to constantly delude themselves with a false image of self as if they were some type of attractive, interesting, important man.
Person 1:Bro, Amir is so ugly but thinks heβs hot shit.
Person 2:Bro heβs got the ugly man complex.
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When a guy brags about all the women he has, but when you meet them, they're all ugly and/or fat.
Joey's women are all 300 lbs. That's an ugly girl pimp.
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dumb stupid lookin doll ass who deserves to be thrown into a microwave so his stupid ass doll limbs can crumple into dust. the mother community has taken a particular disliking to him, for good reason.
Person 1: βOh have you heard of Lou from ugly dollsβ
Person 2: βyea that dumb fuck doesnβt deserve basic human rights.β
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Damn what is that???
Oh just alliyah
I guess she ugly but cute puppies
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This phrase is mainly used by women who have a certain hatred for ass involvement. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly mainly entails:
The Good: pussy eating
The Bad: salad tossing
and The Ugly: all "nicely" rounded off with ass sex
Carol:So how was last night with Darren???
Ann:Horrible, tried on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly!!!
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