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what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day
Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.
How the fuck do you know, Piers? Is that why THEY SAID they did it or are you just projecting the motivation you would like them to have on them so you can smear what's his name?
Hym "That's not why they did it? That's YOUR OPINION Piers. Or you are desperate to scapegoat Tommy Robinson. Either or."
Why 5 sounds like Wi-fi, and he's a cool guy. Trust me, it all rhymes.
A typical question someone asks when your hands have a moisture or liquid on them
“No Why are your hands wet” “What do you mean” “Your hands are wet”
Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!
Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to