SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.
Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"
Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.
Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations
He stays in a house with his play wife.
A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.
I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!
A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.
This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.
Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.