metaphors be with you

a pun made famous by Eric Daniels and poet Peter Schneidre using a play off the phrase "may the force be with you"

Guy 1: "The police lights played through her mohawk like the sun setting through pine trees."
Guy 2: "...Metaphors be with you."

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Bump You

I phrase uttered by Kathy to express her disgust with me without actually using a swear word. Akin to "Screw you!" or "F*** you!"

Kathy - "Bump you!"

Danny - "Wow...."

Kathy - "Yeah, that's right! I said 'Bump you!'"

Danny - "Wow...."

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Quack You

used as an insult or threat. especially if you can't think of anything. sometimes is considered STRONG LANGUAGE.

that person who sits next to you: (steals eraser) ha! ha! ha!
you: give that back or i'll.......
that person who sits next to you: or you'll what?
you: quack you!

more for you

What someone says when they think its only good for you.

Hey dude, i just bought a new SVS

Eh, More for you.

You, the door.

Disrespectfully showing someone out.

You don’t know this definition? Ok no! Leave! The door! You, the door.

a fart on you

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

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