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The act of sticking your hand up someone elses ass, grabbing a piece o shit and pulling it out.
"dude! what the fuck did you do?"
"anal robbing is fun...when your drunk.."
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Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass
Docter:what seems to be the problem
Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA
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a gay man that is amazing at anal sex
John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.
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Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus
My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!
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A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.
The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.
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a slaughterhouse where they cut off buttholes and send them to fast food joints to be cooked and eaten
they just sent jimmy to the anal slaughterhouse, he aint gonna shit right ever again
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A Bilingual community whom prefers to turn its back on the missionary approach to intercoarse
1- Ever been to Beaumont?
2- Yeah man, I hear it’s a big anal town
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