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Any object that is interesting enough for someone to call it so
Person A: *Is about to throw a bicycle wheel that got glue spilled over it into the dumpster*
Person B: Nooooo! Don't do that. It looks like a piece of art!
Person A: How the frick is this a piece of art? I didn't even put effort into it. I just spilled the glue accidentally.
Person B: I think it says something deep about how civilization pretends to spin around and look novel but it really has glue in its tracks and never really goes anywhere
Person A: Wauw, that is actually pretty deep. I should sell it to a rich art collector for $600.000. Don't you think?
Person B: Yeah, totally... No, I'm just kidding. It's worthless because you're not famous.
Person A: Fuck, I hate the art world... Also, what kinda absurd prank was that even?
Person B: It's my own work of performance art. It's called "(UNTITLED)" and you're on national television, buddy.
Person A: Please end my miserable existence already
The evidence of creative expression
Have you seen that amazing art on main street?
Art is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet if your lucky enough to date him never let him go I’m dating and Arturo and he’s sweet kind funny etc I’m very protective of him I really like him he’s my one and only Arturo will always treat you well never try to hurt you or make you mad sad or angry he’ll try and be your hero and try to make you smile even though the sight of him is enough to make you smile for a whole month he’ll also try to make you fell like your the only girl in the world his one and only not only all of that but and Arturo is very handsome and hot but will say he looks horrible and you’ll say he looks very hot he’ll keep doubting himself untill you start doubting your self because love Conquers all
Me: hey art :)
Art: Hey!:)
Me how are you:)
Art: how are you :)
Me :good how about you
Art:good
Me:good
Art : I love you ;):)
Me:I love you too:);)
Art a nice guy
Lord farquhar and shreck making out
Its literally the definition of art.
A complete rich badass who will conquer the world and do a better job then hitler.
"yo wheres art at?
"sleeping with ur wife nigga."