Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.

There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!

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Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

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Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

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fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

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beef in the can

Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.

Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?

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DJ Beef

A disc jockey known throughout the United States and parts of Eastern Europe as the mix master who drops the best techno beats.

We're going to go to DJ Beef's show and listen to his phat 15 minute techno remix of "I'm Blue"

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Skinned Beef

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.

We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.

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