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looking for christmas lights to make a noose.
i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.
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A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
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when seventeen china men gather around a girl and throw up on her (after they have each eaten a full christmas day meal in one sitting eg. turkey,potatoes,carrots, cranberries and a pie of some sort, preferably apple.)
usually the girl is naked and has an orgasm whilst it happens.
last night ceci got a chineese christmas tree, it cost her $2467, rich whore.
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you are buttfucking her (or him) and when you take you penis out it has shit on it and you make multiple shit streaks on her (or his) back, ass, or chest some longer streaks than others, making it look like buildings in a city. after that, to make it a "Christmas" in dirty Manhattan you cum all over the shit
It was awesome, after i gave her the Christmas in Dirty Manhattan i took a picture an sent it to all my friends.
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when one puts brightly colored christmas lights on their house.
Her house looks like a Puerto Rican christmas!
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when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.
Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.
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The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"
Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."