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This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!
Staring At A Screen for So Long.
If you don't blink enough, your eyes dry out, causing blurry vision and discomfort. The other main problem from staring at a screen too long is eyestrain Pretty sure you saw this on google Online Class is basically School But online.
Teacher: If You Want To Be A Pilot, you have to do School First!
random guy 1: ill be Blind if i do.
did that make sense?
the most infuriating thing teachers invented; hell.
: online class?
: naw baby that ain't gon work
Staring mindlessly into a screen for 7 hours or more.
"well, I just completed online class and somehow my eyes aren't blind"
A celebrity who's nice while the camera s are rolling but one who becomes a complete a-hole once they stop rolling
I went to see my favorite comedian perform at a small intimate club
Before the show he seemed really nice 🙂 He stopped at every table in the house would ask you what you were drinking 🚰 did you want another.Of course everyone said yes as he said it was 'on the house'
(I later figured out it was just a ploy to get everyone to laugh 😂 more at his jokes) He really did 'crush it' however and so after the show I very politely approached the small intimate stage with cocktail 🍹 napkin and pen in hand hoping he would give me an autograph. I said.excuse me Mr............. I'm a big. Fan of yours.The show rocked. Do you suppose I could get
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And before I could finish he glared at me and said.... Look buddy do you think I get paid to sign autographs
Get the fuck out of here. At that point I knew he was a Class acthole and I could never look at his shows the same way I did
a group of very mean bitches who like to shove big fat dildos up their gay asses and like to fuck everything they see
“i’m in pm cos class, ooooh is that a 70 year old fat man?” “i can’t wait to suck that!”
ex 2: “i’m in pm cos class, is that a yummy oversized dildo! boy i’d love to shove that in my ass!”