Ya'll come back now! Ya hear?

A redneck woman tell you to come back to where you are when you are leaving, and then asking if you heard her.

Bye, Ya'll come back now! Ya hear?

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Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

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Can the Jews come out to play

Be my friend, be my friend, be my friend ... very

Can the Jews come out to play ?

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Sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle

Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.

where's all this money supposed to come from ?

the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!

two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?

i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?

jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

i know where you're coming from

"You're a stupid piece of shit and I can relate to how upset you are, because you're pissing me off right now..."

"Our website clearly stated that the item wouldn't ship until Monday, but I know where you're coming from..."

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