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On November 12th-20 is national crush day. On national crush day is where your crush confronts you and tell you they like you
James:Hey Sally. Sally:Hey James. James:I like you very much sally Sally: Me too. James: Today was special because it’s National Crush Day
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“I just got back from my danimals crush cup, it was the best day of my life”
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Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.
My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.
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When a couple becomes bored with their relationship and begins to constantly "hang out" with a "friend" together and thinks this friend is the coolest thing ever. Both people in the relationship crush on the friend, usually unknowingly at first. A third wheel crush requires at least one bi or gay person on the couple's side.
As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.
If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.
Friend #1: "John and Mary text me every day asking if I want to go over to their house and hang out. And then each of them will invite me to go eat out without the other being there, like they're taking me on a date. If they weren't together I'd think they both had a thing for me."
Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."
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A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.
Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
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When people basically tell u they have a crush on you and say ask you to be their wcw. It’s also something cheesy people on on their Snapchat story as well as 11:11
Hey, Becky, do you want to be my women crush Wednesday???
The act of donating extra moves and/or lives on Candy Crush Saga to Facebook friends, particularly those that you don't like, thinking that the good karma will increase your ability to beat an especially difficult level of the game.
Amanda: "Sherida, what level of Candy Crush are you on?"
Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."
Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"