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1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.
2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.
For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
Jimmy: I'M THE SHIT!!!!
John: . . .Dude, you're such a douche bag . . .
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A nickname for really likable person, not an annoying sidekick whom no one likes; that'd be awful. Who'd write a definition like that? But seriously, a real bad ass, well liked by all, whose contributions to his or her friend group are innumerable.
Baked Goods: Squinty, can you do me a favor?
Squinty: Make Danger Douche do it.
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A derogatory term for people that give out props in myspace forums.
Anthony: I am a propmaster!
Nathan: No, you're just a douch -ass.
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The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.
Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.
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1.A loser son of a bitch with absolutely nothing better to do than to misspell words on purpose.
2.Peice of shit.
Guy: Hello, how are you today?
133t douche: OMFG u suxorz.
Guy: I'm never going on the internet again.
Oh no! Someone left a 133t douche on the bathroom floor of IHOP!
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Surpassing the level of a douche bag.
He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.
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Similar in appearance to the widely known and reviled "douche bag", the "douche chugger" excels in douche baggery of such an epic scale, that few believe they exist.
Most often white, suburban males who think they are black, urban males. Frequently seen in cars that are utter shit, that they have equipped with a 3ft tall spoiler; huge, chrome, spinner rims; incredibly fag-alicious neon; and windows tinted so dark you can't see out, let alone in; or windows with retarded sayings written in calligraphy. Actual sighting: Beeyotch Killah. My favorite.
There are exceptions to this rule.
Some well known douche chuggers: frat boys, guys who wear really tight shirts, any guy who spends more than 20 seconds on his hair, any guy with that queer jawline beard, and guys who peel out from every green light.
Some famous douche chuggers: Kevin Federline, Macaulay Culkin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Klein, The Gallaghers from Oasis, and P. Diddy.(or whatever the fuck his name is now)
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