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1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
Drunk Amy is my favorite!
When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.
“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”
“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”
cute drunk is when you're drunk, but you're an even funnier version of yourself and you are just having nothing but a good time with everyone around you.
I was cute drunk last night in Cologne.
Get drunk from cheap vodka, after eating nothing else but toast bread for the last couple days. Then puking for several hours until nothing is left, but stomach juices.
“How did you end up last night?”
“I got Sabaka drunk..”
When you're so drunk that your friends have to put you in the bath tub to pass out.
Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.
Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.
To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.
P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"