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Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."
"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."
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Giving a woman a good amount of oral sex, playing with that clitoris making her moan and scream.
After a night on the town and getting cozy in bed, my girl asked me to eat the frog.
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A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".
Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.
Arnold: What's that?
Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach
Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom
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A mid aged women who enjoys eating the pussy of girls in their early twenties.
Bill's mom offered to eat my pussy, she is such a pussy eating Pamela!
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Sometimes shit-eating grin.
(1) n. A shit eating grin is a very wide and, to the outside observer, stupid looking grin, usually showing smugness, self-satisfaction, or inner humor. The term is most often seen in the expression "Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!", usually said by the aforementioned outside observer. This observer-based definition makes "shit eating grin" the negative counterpart to "You look like the cat who ate the canary." While the two expressions describe the same grin, they have very different connotations. This definition has nothing to do with the term "shit eater".
(2) n. Someone donning a forced smile in an uncomfortable, embarassing, or compromising situation could be said to have a shit eating grin. Because an uncomfortable situation is much more closely related to "eating shit" than smugness, it is plausible to assume that this is the first definition, although far from the most common, and that the above definition is a result of drift from this one.
Both of these uses are documented in the Oxford English Dictionary no earlier than 1957.
(1) Upon telling Elaine he knew a secret, Jerry donned a shit eating grin and refused to reveal it.
(2) Forced to admit defeat, the politician managed a shit eating grin as he called for and end to "bipartisan rhetoric".
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The mispelled for Jimmy Eat World that will make the name "Kimmy" look cooler.
Person A:"Hey do u know Kimmy Eat World?"
Person B:"Wtf ?"
Person A:"oh f*** my keyboard.. i ment Jimmy Eat World"
Person B:"nice one."
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