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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.

computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."

by digitteknohippie March 20, 2012


Minecraft epic gamer

You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer

He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.

by Super epic gamer! March 30, 2022


epic-ona-stick

sticks that are totally epic often used when somone is thinking of that epic event in stick formation

dude- holy shit look at that flying elephant!
dudett- wow thats totally epic-ona-stick!

by zilla grenderbeak May 20, 2011


Epicalism

Firstly, we need some definitions of how the word come to be.

Epic: Very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary.

Ism: A belief (or system of beliefs) accepted as authoritative by some group or school

Epicalism is a word that means something is so epic that you believe it must be shared. Everything epic must be shared so it will be.

twitter.com/epicalism

Woah! Dude!! THAT WAS EPIC! I'm going to post that to Epicalism so that everyone online can share in the epicness!

by twitter.com/epicalism May 27, 2010


Epic Baked

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.

Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.

by cienade October 13, 2010


Epic Whup-ass

Epic Whup-ass

An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.

Dude, You opened up some Epic Whup-ass on those guys!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015


epic-sis-ity

A word used in the same context as epicness.

That place was overflowing with epic-sis-ity! Also see dubya speak

by mooby muffen June 30, 2010