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noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.
Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"
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to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc
He will not lay a finger on my sister.
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I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.
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When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.
John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms
When your fingers are slapping the clitoris in a rythmic folk fashion.
So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.
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Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!
Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!
The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.
Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.