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When one takes a joke about a girl and doesn't threaten to cut their balls off.
"I'm gonna cut your balls off if you say that again"
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Are You Joking My Eyes Out??
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
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A phrase used after making an unsuccesful joke to make the people who heard it feel like they missed something.
Bob: "Chuck Mangione is awesome!"
Bill: "That's what she said!"
Bob: ?
Bill: It's funny, you know...cuz it's a joke.
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I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.
"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"
"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
You are deprived of making decent jokes.
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a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes
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