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When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.
Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"
A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!
The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.
See also e-tea
Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!
The socially acceptable version of a speedball
(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.
I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!