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**Devils Rejects**
an insult when u want to piss someone off. while someone is buying chicken
wtf r u gettin at
do u f*ck chickens
asshole: now u aint plannen on fucken these chickens are u.
reciver: wtf r u gettin at. do u fuck chickens.
asshole: now i aint callen u a chicken fucker
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One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
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A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
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A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.
Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!
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1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
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A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.
stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
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The result of a futile attempt to accomplish something only to leave things in a worse state than before you started.
Marcus thought he could fix his car himself, but now it's all fuckered up and his punk ass can't get to work.
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