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When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.
Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!
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You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.
For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.
"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.
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the act working up a grand fart, while recieving oral sex, then removing the cock and turning her head to have her looking at your prepared to unload brown eye. then farting in the little ladys open mouth.
after working up a taco bell induced steamer i thought what a good time for a german gas chamber.
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while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.
tommy got a persian gas mask last nite
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A Dutch Gas-Mask is when a male, who needs to fart, places his cupped hand on his ass, farts into his hand and clenches his fist, catching the stink inside.
He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.
*Guy 1 thinks to himself I need to fart, while Guy 2, is looking away, so he decides to do a Dutch Gas-Mask, and farts in to his hand, and clenches.*
Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*
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Something one does to get elected captain of a high school cross country team. The act is very naughty and obscene. The person who puts it in the gas tank usually denies the allegation or asks what it "puts it in the gas tank" even means.
Flynners puts it in the gas tank, so does his running friend N.O.
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It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.
eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...
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