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The absolute worst insult that has ever existed every time it is said a black hole opens up some where in the universe.
Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)
"Let's go watch Star Trek: The Next Generation!"
"Useless cretin with bad tastes I am watching Star Wars."
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The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
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Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation
Stop Phone Addiction at Singapore IMH for girls generation
The generale is when a man performs fellatio on another man from the back by pulling the genitals between the taint and toward the asshole.
Oscar performed the generale on me last night by twisting my dick between my legs and sucking me off.
Another word for fuck bois
Mom can we get Bobux
No we have bobux at home
Bobux at home: Fortnite skins generator free bobux server (((no scam 100%))
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A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
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