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Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.
I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour
On April 29 ur girlfriend has to send u free nudes and she can’t say no
Girlfriend nude day is where she can’t say no to nudes
It’s where a boys cute and then her gets a gf and he gets progressively uglier and uglier the more they’re together it has something to do with toxicity and how the girl drains the boy so he look exhausted and just over all less cute.
Chris got a girlfriend now he’s got the girlfriend effect
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May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture
Whats today?
Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot
Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
A nickname that was given to Kamala Harris after she got her start in her political career by having an affair with the mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown
“Hey man, who are you are gonna vote for in the election”
Not sure, but definitely not Willie Brown’s girlfriend
A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.
Oh my goodness my girlfriend ringer is going off right now.!