half horsed

A female bearing the strong resemblance of a horse

"Dude check out that bitch she's fucking half horsed."

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half-head

a derogatory term for a half-hearted blow job.

Bitch only gave me half-head.

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half melt

a very potent form of bubble hash that when burned melts down to a small amount of hash the hardens again.

"pas some that half melt, looks so tasty and nice!"

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half boner

also known as "the chubs", a half boner is semi erection (technically hemi erection) of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

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A bitch and a half

A large woman who also happens to be a total bitch.

I was in the donut section and got my chocolate eclair swiped by a bitch and a half.

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half homo

A bisexual male.
Often used in defence by the bisexual.
He uses it to fend off the fully gay boys because he doesn't "go the whole way" with boys.

"Hey fag boy come over here and give me some of that sweet ass"
"I'm not a fag. I'm only a half homo. You're not getting any of my sweet ass buddy."

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Half-baked

An Expression from Northern Ireland meaning that someone has had their head cut in half. The person's face is refered to as their "bake", therefore someone with half a face is "half-baked".

Big Jaunty was lying Half-baked on the road after that truck ran over his head.

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