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Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
Selected Annoyances:
-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.
-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.
- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.
- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.
- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.
Just to name a few...
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A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.
"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"
"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
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I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.
greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you
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Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
Bitchez n hoez jus b fw niggaz they used to hate on dis day
Bitchez n hoez: “Damn, i used to hate dat uglass nigga, but it’s National fw a nigga u used to hate day, and he kinda lookin fine!”
Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris
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Something that's very common on this site.
Urban dictionary user: Wallace drein is a piece of shit who needs to die and has a pee desperation fetish
(That's hate speech and people's personal information, if you didn't know. Also Wallace drein is not a real person.)
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