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Sweetest teen movie ever, often payed homage to by Family Guy, and in the music video "Stacey's Mom". Jeff Spicoli is the dude of the century, says Dude.com.
Guy 1 "Ridgemont high kicks the asses of all the other teen movies"
Guy 2: "Yeah, except Breakfast club!"
Guy1: "Oh yeah, that was a sweet movie"
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Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.
Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.
Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.
Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!
12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
High School sucks unless you have friends and finding the right group can be a pain in the ass.
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When you intake so much sugar your body can't take it and you fall into a sugar-induced high. Usually results in you doing dumb shiz you'll regret for a while. It's different to different people but the feeling is overall the same.
She got so candy high after all those churros that she jumped off my balcony...Definitely not a good idea on her part.
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The art of manipulation of the head of one's penis with the fingers of the aiming hand in order to constrict the flow while simultaneously targeting items several feet overhead. This can be a individual or several person challenge of high marking on walls, roofs, or over busses.
I can't believe that guy was able to high piss right into the eavestrough 11 feet above the ground.
If you try to high piss over that girl and you incorrectly set your flow rate, you could end up passing right in her face.
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High School
A place where adults think they are sending their children to get an education to prepare them for life. In reality, a place where many teenagers go to take unnecessary classes that they won't remember the information taught when they settle into the " real world."
A place where teenagers go to try and convince everybody else that they are " cool"
"Dude what'd you learn in high school back in the day?"
" I learned things I never used after that class like graphing a quadratic function."
" Did you learn important things like learning to pay your bills or taxes, or something relating to your major."
" nah man."
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When somebody or something is covered in dirt or grime.
Lily was working In the sewage plant today, she came out shit high in crap!
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Similar to the act called the High Five. One man takes a girl doggystyle while the other is getting a blow job but instead of high fiving each other, they miss the high five. One man slaps her on the ass and the other slaps her in the face.
We totally gave that yatch the HIGH MISS.
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