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To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
Someone who is wrong but will not admit it
The Roll Hog couldn't recite the alphabet backwards but insisted he did.
In sports (both real and fantasy) a player with a high salary that underachieves or performs below expectations. This player ties up a considerable amount of salary under the salary cap, hence the name cap hog.
"Smith is only scoring 3 points a game. We need to get rid of him, he is just a cap hog at this point."
"I need to get Johnson off of my team, he is just a cap hog at this point."
Riding you harley or fucking a fat chick.
Ridin’ the hog got wild last night.
The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.
Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.
When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.
I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.