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This phrase , like many others,, started in the military. It's use is required PRIOR TO saying or doing ANYTHING that your peers might misinterpret, usually deliberately, in order to give you at least seven metric fucktons of crap for it, ad infinitum. The "No Homo!" claim Absolutely MUST be invoked beforehand; Saying, or worse, doing something that Could Be interpreted as "gay" (by Any witness in the immediate vicinity) without the protection of the invocation "No Homo!" may and Almost Always DOES result in the delivery of the aforementioned measurement of crap...from Anyone who later hwars of the incident.
The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".
For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
"...and, so, No Homo!...I wrapped my arms around his/her waist like this (as they begin to demonstrate it), and then..."
OR,
"I've been transferred to XYZ Unit, as of tomorrow. No Homo!, but I love you guys...You're my family!"
“No Homo” is an abbreviation for “No Homosexual” which is an abbreviation for “I am not going to engage in any homosexual acts with you.” and this could be said from a heterosexual or a person who identifies as gay themselves and they just don’t want to be gay with the person they are saying this to.
“You’re so hot. No homo though.”
Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.
Amazing Phil to DanIsNotOnFire
Phil - QUICK HIDE IN THE CLOSET! No homo
No homo in reality means no homosexuality, meaning you didn't intent the word to be taken in a homosexual way. No homo can also mean No! Homo! Which is when the meaning is taken homosexually by a gay man and attracts them, and No! Homo! is used to ward them off.
Man 1: Dude this basketball is so hard, these are the types of balls I like.
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.
Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo
Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.
Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!
A word used when a homosexual tries to be open about their options only to be judged by people and wishes to reverse everything they have said.
Gay: ooh look at that guy he’s fit
judgy person: eww but your a guy
gay:(sweats profusely) aha umm no homo man
A new definition trying to reclaim the controversial phrase “no homo.” This new meaning of the phrase means “my bad” or “calm down” in an attempt to diffuse a situation.
Comes from the Latin phrase “noticus hominus,” which roughly translates to “it was my fault.”
Craig: Bro, why did you kill my dog last weekend?
Dan: It’s okay, no homo bro.
The act of clearing all homosexual tension in a situation.
"That sex was good as helll, no homo though."