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When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.
Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑
Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.
Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”
Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
Used to describe a hook up date.
Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.
An unorthodox and uncoordinated punching style which is usually highly ineffective
jim threw a sugar hook and ended up being dropped by a stiff jab