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A disreputable law firm with a plethora of ambulance-chasing shysters;
any law firm who operates on the basis of expediency, not of principle.
DO-WE, DICK 'EM & HOW was cited for illicit law practices, beware!
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Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.
Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?
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Person E: How it feels to chew 5 gum
Person X: 5 how to feel it chew gum
Person Y: Feel it chew, how it 5
Person Z: How it chew to feel gum 5
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Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?
A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."
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when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
how does the bisection method work
Just chilling, killing time and doing nothing in particular
Friend 1: Hey bro, what's good?
Friend 2: Oh you know, just teaching the pope how to play darts
The person has fallen from grace. They’re not as good as they used to be.
Look at them, this is so sad. Oh, how the grapefruits have fallen!