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One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.
Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"
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Kids and adolescents, that think they're cool, because they use slangs and smoke weed. Mostly age 13-16.
A: You saw Jerry last night smoking indica?
B: Yes, what a pathetic, fucking idiot. A fucker thinking he's cool.
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a simpler way of telling the person that she is a Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid person that probably looks at a frog and fucking bites it thinking it's a hamburger before even thinking that it might be very dangerous to eat a "hamburger" that was stuck in a fucking tree IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST.
You goddamn piece of shit
Robert: ayooo just found chocolate icecream in the floor of your dog's little house, let't eat it
William: what the fuck Robert, you Stupid Fucking Idiot. that's shit, that's dog shit, how idiot can you fucking be you piece of shit, why would a chocolate icecream be lying on the floor of my dog's house you Neanderthal
Robert: eating the shit so it's not ice cream?
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Yasmine F.
Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum
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UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.
Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).
An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Drunk guy in shop doorway with optional, urine, vomit, dirty blanket...
Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).
Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
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Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November
You find an idiot.
You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!
Oh no! You slapped yourself