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To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.
Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?
Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
Bell Block is a city in California also known as BellFlower California no one calls it bell block unless you’re closer forwards east Compton but it’s a city boring asf with fuck all but at least everyone knows each other.
“ I’m from that city in California by the bear liquor store”, “oh you’re from Bell Block”.
To block another car from passsing on the highway by filling up all lanes with vehicles traveling at the same speed
Yo, that ice cream truck and PT cruiser are mexi-blocking me.
A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel
Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.
A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.
Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
A commonly used phrase by rappers who shoot niggas in people's neighborhood.
Bitch, I’ll pull up on the block with the Glock.