Internet Jigy

A person who spends most of their life on the computer, Socoializing and generally annoying people.
Kind of like a Mail Rat but on the computer.
(I saw this on some website)

'He's such an Internet Jigy' 'I'm such an Internet Jigy'

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THANKS INTERNET

A term used as a way to blame the internet for bad things that happen in one's life, that has been caused by being obsessive over the internet.

Friendships, relationships etc.

"I got dumped today. THANKS INTERNET."

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Internet Savant

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.

1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.

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internet explorer

the worst browser ever

your using internet explorer, you suck

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1990s Internet

A term used to describe the internet during the 1990s. This was before it started becoming more advanced and mainstream as time went on (that and people only used it for porn and black market goods).

It was also the birth of some famous websites like Google, Netflix, IMDb and even Urban Dictionary itself.

2010s kid: I really wish I could've been born in the 90s so that I wouldn't have been so consumed by the internet.

1990s kid: Uh, the internet did exist back in the 90s you know that? 1990s internet was just as slow as molasses and things like social media, online gaming and video sharing websites didn't even exist back then.

2010s kid: Are you serious? Well that honestly makes me even more jealous that I'm not a 90s kid because at least the 90s had internet that wasn't too prominent.

1990s kid: How do you think I feel? It was really hard for me to access information back then. Wouldn't it be easier to use the internet more responsibly and not become so addicted to it?

2010s kid: I get what you mean. It's just that nowadays the real world is an escape from the internet even though the internet was originally an escape from the real world. How ironic.

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going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.

Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!

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internet etiquette

A collection of guidelines for how to act polite and thus keep your friends on social networking sites and through email and discussion boards, etc.

Wow, your cousin really hijacked that thread--what poor internet etiquette.

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