peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

goody two shoes

Someone who is "SO GREAT" and is so rich that she has two shoes. That lucky B.

LaShonda & Janet are goody two shoes. They are so great that they get two shoes. Whereas no one likes me . I have one shoe - they get two.

Clop clop shoes

Shoes that when walked in make a sound similar to "clop clop". These shoes generally have a large heel and are mainly worn by females.

I'm going shopping for some clop clop shoes today.

Louise has a really nice pair of clop clop shoes.

fat people shoes

Pair of shoes worn out on the outer sides. Do to weight being carried.

If other then sneakers, shoe will rest on side rather then flat on sole.

Weight of individual can be determine depending on the tilt of shoe.

Wow, size 16 in that dressing room. I can tell by the fat people shoes.

shoe string swag

shoestrings wore as a belt.

i wear shoe strings as a belt sometimes, therefore i have shoe string swag.

girl-shoving shoes

1. Shoes one wears when one needs to fight his/her way through a large group of females.
2. Shoes of questionable fashion, which girls notice and comment on.
Origin - Get Fuzzy, Darby Conley - 28 Nov. 2006

1. "Then get your girl-shoving shoes on my friend, 'cause you're in a line full o' fanatic females." Bucky Katt - Original use
2. Chick - "Nice Shoes." Dude - "Thanks, they're my girl-shoving shoes."

change my shoes

code word for "taking a shit

Breakfast went right through me and now I have to go change my shoes.