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The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.
"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"
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A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.
billy: hows it goin timmy
timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.
an Australian burger king. simple
Jack: Ayo wanna go to Hungry Jacks?"
Mac: "Sure man"
The Lottery as seen by a person who consistently loses at it, observed in the Adult Swim animated series Squidbillies, specifically the episode "Double Trucking the Tricky Two."
Dan Halen *Reading from a hat made by Early*: "I ANT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AYNT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!"
The biggest cunt alive, ever
(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
Ever seen the show This Is Us?
"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)
Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed
Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.
A drinking game which entails simple drinking Jack Daniels until 6 am.
If you were to play Six Jack you might want to do Durrell's Mom.