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When you fuck a lesbian and she turns straight.
Brian:Hey what are you doing this weekend.
Will:I don't know yet.
Brian:Well i'm going to a party so I can slay a lesbian.
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1: of or relating to Lesbos
2: of or relating to supposed homosexuality between females usually involving gratuitous making out and heavy petting that generally takes place on a weekend evening. Can also be characterized by the "Bi" designation that is listed under "Orientation"
Mary: "I love making out with girls!"
Michael: "Bitch you ain't nothin but a myspace lesbian"
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When you're not telling the truth blatently.
Oftentimes, the type of lie can be identified by a foggy relay of the details of the night before.
"Jakey, what happened last night, you guys were awful cozy?"
-"Nothing"
"Shut up! You're a liar and a lesbian if you're going to tell me you didn't shag that lovely last night."
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When two lesbian guilds become one.
tFG merged with THs, they are now Super Lesbians!
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The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.
Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )
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Lesbian sex is where two females have intercourse. It is most pleasant
If you are fucking looking at this part or just slid down to here you are disgusting 🤮!!!! Lesbians are real people and have lives and careers to take care of!! By looking this up you are degrading lesbian women because you know full well what it’s is you fucking cunt ass bitch!! And yes Jeff it is awesome and you are a cunt and a bigot!!
You ( probably a forty year old man that is fucking creepy as fuck and does not have human decency): man lesbian sex is so hot! I love getting hard to it! 🥵
Any other normal human with emotions and feelings and human decency: well you are disgusting 🤢
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A lesbian that is attracted to more than one gender. May or may not be attracted to men, as some bisexual people define their attraction as to “two or more genders” not “attraction to men and women”.
May or may not use the SAM. There are infinite reasons someone identifies this way.
All queer identities are valid.
Cori is a bi lesbian that is attracted to men, but Sara IDs as a bi lesbian and is not.
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