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perfect being who communicates effectively with children and poses as the reason for students waking up every morning. With a smile on his face every student that he has is inspired by him.
Boy: We have a new teacher in our school, he is so great!
Girl: Is she a Mr. Kirby
Boy: Almost, but there is only one person in the world I know who can fit that category
Girl: I know who your talking about
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Mr Tonight-All gay member 80's cover band based in Lubbock, Texas.
Mr. Tonight is headlining the gay pride festival in Lubbock!
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A very disgusting Social Studies teacher. He used to teach at Noble Middle School but now he teaches at the Eric. L. Knowlton School. His wife is a hermafadite and he like's to rape little kids. Some time's he stick's his butt in your face in the middle of class. He smells bad and he always has a gross boner.
Kid: "Hi Mr. Lamothe"
Mr.Lamothe: "Hello, child I rape you?"
Kid: "Noo!! *runs aways*"
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What you call someone when they say something really stupid.
Me: Oi, whats a shock absorber?
David: Something that absorbs shock.
Me: Thank you, Mr Obvious =.=
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Mr. DingleBurg is a lonely dirty household object replaced by a swiffer. You might have seen Mr. DingleBurg on the swifter commercial wishing he was more usefull. After the commercial he was placed in a dumpster which brings us back to the beggining. Once he was found he was so content to have a home to clean untill he saw the swiffer that day we made him happy by replacing the swiffer with Mr. DingleBurg. We let him do the honors.
Person #1- What is that dirty busted lumpy duster in your closet?
Person#2- Oh that's just my duster Mr. DingleBurg.
Mr. DingleBurg- Hey that's not very nice to call me names.
Person#1- Uh you should replace him with a swiffer.
Person#2- Don't you dare talk about Mr. DingleBurg like that again.
Mr. DingleBurg- Why does everyone hate me? Booohooo Ahhhhh!l
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