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Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing.
Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it black, maybe put in some highlights. Their hair resembles Adam Lambert. They apply some unnaturally dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos.
Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following:
-draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms
-tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide
-may carry a knife
-listens to screamo or emo music
-watches horror movies excessively
-acts like they don't care about girls even if they love them
Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation.
Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the boys you can find when you look up emo boy on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and always have on a depressed look. They have on thick eyeliner, and they may have some colorful things. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do.
Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo.
See Female Emo Poser.
Alex: Ugh, look, it's John.
Moe: God, he is such a male emo poser.
Alex: I thought he was REALLY emo?
Moe: Are you kidding? He never actually cuts himself. He doesn't have fun in his life, but he is not emo. Hey, John!
John: What i was busy bein depressed and hating my life
Alex: Really?
Moe: STFU, John, no one cares. Your not emo
John: Yes I am i will cut myself watch *takes out butterknife* Ouch, ouch ouch!
Moe: Let's go, Alex, John's retarded.
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Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.
Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.
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A based sigma male is a man who is Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, most likely psychologically unstable, and is most importantly of all, a physically fit or at least physically normal male human being with little to no friends.
John Johnson: I was banned from social media
Joe: For what
John Johnson: For being too much of a based sigma male
Joe: Based
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Brad aka male Karen.Lowlife know it all accomplished nothing yet is the authority on all things.Like everything,name it, start discussing it be assured Brad knows.Karen supporting him. He's the brains she's the action and the one w/ any sort of declarable income, mostly to fund Brad w/all things new and cool and most definitely undeserved. Brad, a for real asswipe schmuck douche canoe.Brad who doesn't drink yet spends five out of seven days at "the bar." Brad most definitely a male Karen spent a third of his life incarcerated for scamming old women from false contracted construction jobs and incessant drug abuse, but everyone else has the issue. Brad the fattest cracksmoking greasy as$ dipshi# you prolly have ever seen. Brad the aristocrat the educated gentleman procured from imagined authority right from the trailer park.Brad as with all Karen's NarcissistBrad male Karen, produces, builds, repairs, enhances nothing. A leach, a drain on society in all ways. Brad, well known to the police, familiar w/the penitentiary, jailhouse lawyer . Brad male Karen to the max. The dumbest most clueless sack of shi# in no way do you feel sorry for him. Hated by everyone.b/c he argued w everyone..Yet continues to spew his knowledge and insight at all times. Brad from the his day forth is...the male Karen. Fuck Brad/male Karen.
Brad male Karen And here we have a a complete Brad yet again running his mouth about shi# he has no knowledge of with the aire and authority of complete confidence. There is a Brad male Karen for sure, you can tell by the cheap schmuck cologne he is soaked in, his off brand yet oddly worn and kinda ragged "nice clothes." A most perfect example of a Brad male Karen is the stereotypical used car salesman. And yes it is true, Brad male Karen has mostly been a used car salesman for employment, literally.
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An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
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A beta male is one in which does what the alpha's do to fit in and possibly mate one day to let his beta offspring feed off others.
E.G. John Asidao which hangs arounds chicks and gets them to fall for him, Cyle Tanschuk who gets others to fight for him
P1: Omg like Cyle is such a Beta male
P2: What? why?
P1: He's getting these bitches to fight me!
P2: Sounds like Cyle needs a lesson
P1: YEAH!
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Coined by Felix Kjellberg Meta-Male; the Above all male, of any male species. Meta-Males are typically feared by Alpha-males. And unlike the Alpha, they actually respect others (especially Women) and be caring but still can be protective and stronk at the same time. Like the Ideal male, that everyone wants to be with/look up to.
An Example of Meta-Males are:
•Felix Kjellburg
•Ethan Klein
•Corpse Husband
• Keanu Reeves
•Cody Ko
•Kurtis Pogger
Sorry Owen, I think Alpha-Males are disgusting. Meta-Males is where it’s at. 🥴
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