Skunk meat

A slang work for a woman's stinky pussy, or pussy in general.

I'm going to get me some skunk meat tonite.

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Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

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Meat Stick

A man's penis

'My god he had the meatiest meat stick I ever did see.'

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Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

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Meat Hook

This is what a U.S. Marine calls his hand, also known as a Dick Skinner or Crum Snatcher.

Get your nasty little meat hook off that pie, you fat tub of lard!

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meat cute

when you find a new burger place that you immediately know you'll develop a long-lasting relationship with

"I just had the best burger of my life last night...it was a real meat cute!"

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the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

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