Kenya mikes

noun - beat up Michael Jordan shoes...

"Man, Quan, why you where dem crusty kenya mikes when you work at Foot Locker?"

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mike zacharias

(SPOILERS) a man who did deserve to die In season 2 of AOT mike was killed by Zeke aka the beast titan (rip dis hunk, also I really wanna fuck him)

'.'we've only lost once we give up"a quote by Mike Zacharias

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Dirty Mike

A north texas snapchat legend known for his wild parties, funny videos, and long mullet.

If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”

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Icey Mike

Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.

My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.

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mike jones

tight south rapper from texas also a swisha house representa like myself. and for the guy who said how hes a fag and all that stuff about the swishahouse knows he gets fucked in the ass by his dad so he needs 2 shut the fuck up b4 i bust his head opend talkin his sinceless shit when he dont know about anything. fuck off u fagget ass dude u probly 2 busy bein a preppy dumbass.

mike jones, paul wall, and the whole swisha house click is tight fuck the haters especially people who dont know what the fuck there talkin about

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Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

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dirty mike

slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis

Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.

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