Rural Dictionary

nathan birch

nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.

dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch

by uaciacbcuab March 3, 2019

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same

A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤

Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt

by bills friend January 21, 2023

Nathan Taylor

A person who acts like a Nathan Taylor. A billy big bollocks who lives in Jersey but in reality couldn't score a goal to save his life. Go get the guitar

You're such a Nathan Taylor

by Clumbot November 16, 2021

Nathan Leigh

A pale red head with a black T-Shirt and Black Pants. They are a murderer, only in grade 8. Armed and dangerous. Shot and killed a man who goes by the name of Jacob De Koning.

Amber Alert Nathan Leigh, a grade 8 student with a black shirt, and black pants has shot and killed a man named Jacob De Koning, this man is armed and dangerous. They have escaped in a Toyota Corolla, please be cautious around Norfolk Simcoe, to Port Dover. Please be cautious as they may kill again.

by You're a clown. February 22, 2023