The man with 100 names!!!

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

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Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

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Using a Different Name

When conducting sexual relations and not wanting to wrap it, use a different name allows you to not pull out and not worry about it nine months later. If she don't know you, you're in the clear. The best method of birth control

I totally hooked up with that fat chick and blew my load. Thank god I was using a different name so she won't know my real name.

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name-adjective-afication

to add "ed" at the end of someones named to imply that they are acting like or becoming someone,or that they have been pranked by that person

russell:haha, you've been russelled
adam:you and ur name-adjective-afication

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last name wood

if you have this last name your an all around great guy! you sweet, cute and get lots of ladys

whos that? ----- wood

hes cute

last name wood

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dead on my name

when you’re serious about something, or hear something shocking, bad, or are terrified news.

Miranda: Did you hear that Alex likes you!?
John: Dead on my name!?

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last name watson

The most sofisticated last name. Nows how to get there work done and always does it on time. Had to help lots of there friends out but is loved dearley.

Friend 1: is your last name Watson?
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: you're always here to help and very loving. I love you

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