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zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.
person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.
Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock
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'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'
DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....
Pen Cap Effect - When a male of the human species has an erection while laying down and tries to roll over from ones back to his stomach and is stopped by ones erection either way he rolls thus resembles the way of a "Pen Cap" would roll being stopped by the part of the pen cap in which you use to hold your pen to a sheet of paper or the pocket of your shirt.
Jon: Man I couldn't get comfy last night.
Kylie: Why not?
Jon: Well I wanted to lay on my stomach but every time I tried to roll over I would get the Pen Cap Effect and would be afraid it would break or something.
Kylie: Oh dear...
When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do
For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him
A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
the art of recieving oral pleasure.
usually when a man recieves from a woman.
John is trying to get capped off by Cindy.
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