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Plano East Band

The best band in Plano, TX. Also known as The-Band-That- Marched-In-A-Tornado-At-Area-And-Still-Placed-In-The-Top-5-At-Finals. The band hosts an annual marching invitational, and they went to Bands of America Super Regional in San Antonio for the first time in 2010, placing in finals on their first try.

The Plano East band has also recieved a superior rating at the UIL Marching contest for as long as the school has existed (since 1981).

The band program has recieved national recognition and awards for its superior performance and curriculum. Even Mickey Mouse and his fellows at Disney approve of the Plano East band. They're so awesome, the 'B' in 'Plano East Band' needs to be capitalized.

The Plano East band knows how to illuminate the symbols on the path to pursuing their dreams, all the while riding the currents of life.

If that band is able to go to a nationally-recognized marching contest and place in finals without the use of props and other aids, then they are a Plano East band.

Plano Band be hatin' cuz the Plano East Band has Snickers.

Plano West band be hatin' cuz Plano East Band gets to do cool things in their marching shows without looking cheesy and also get to go to Area marching contests. Also, Plano East has more respect for their band than Plano West. Poor Westies...

West: Did you see Plano East Band's show this year?
Senior: Yeah, it's REALLY cool. I wish we could be like them.
West: Why aren't you like them?
Senior: Why aren't YOU like them?

For more information about this awesome band, look it up on Wikipedia.

by clarinetzzz November 29, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


worst band ever

Alvin and the Chipmunks, because of their damn high pitched voices makes me want to assassinate them with any weapon.

Hey Chipmunks! Let me cheer for ya'll by pointing my rocket launcher at ya'll!

by frodaddy February 19, 2005

596๐Ÿ‘ 329๐Ÿ‘Ž


Marching Band Geek

A Person with a high like of the marching band. Also known as a Band Geek. They Go to Band Camp to learn more about their, drills and music. they march in all types of weather. Many inside jokes are made that no one else would understand. thease Band Geeks are most likely to be preverted.

Lets turn our instrument upside down and collect the rain water!!!
Go marching band geeks!!!

by Spamala September 19, 2006

73๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Naked Brothers Band

Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.

by Persephone~ March 26, 2009

361๐Ÿ‘ 194๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.

People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.

by bellebeandog January 3, 2011

49๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


making the band 2

A show where P Diddy tells everyone to go to Queens and get him a sugar cookie or go to New Jersey to get him a golf club and take pictures of midgets holding ballons or to go to the Bronx to get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

The five greatest rappers of all time. 1.Dylan
2.Dylan
3.Dylan
4.Dylan
5.Dylan
Dylan spits fire!!!!

by Ashy Larry March 25, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)

When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.

by mogy May 29, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž