November 13 is international pick-up-and-yeet-the-ball day - the only day of the year where you can pick up the ball at any soccer game and yeet it.
James: Hey, Andrew!
Andrew: Hey, James! Did you know that November 13th is the international pick-up-and-yeet-the-ball day?
James: Yeah, I did! I'm gonna yeet so many balls.
9November is international Hug a boy day!
You have to hug a boy who is in your classroom !
Girl :*hugs boy*
Boy : why did you hug me?
Girl : we are 9 November did you forget?
Boy : ooh yea
The day where you beat the shit out of a boy named Brayden
Some dumb bitch: “You know what day it is, November 1st.”
Brayden: “Get away dumb bitch”
Some dumb bitch: **Beats him senseless**
The day you tell someone how much you mean and care about them
Person 1: it’s November 8th. Today we text people how much they mean to us.
Person 2: oh yea. It is that day!
National moaning day
A day where everyone in school has to moan no matter what. It has to be loud or else you're a pussy.
Emma:*moans loud*
Emily: ew wtf?
Emma: what? Its November 8th.
Emily: so?
Emma: so its national moaning day.
National bully your British or Canadian Friend day
“Hey man why’d you kidnap my son?”
“Sorry dude, you know it’s November 28”
“Oh yeah, my bad”
You need to give your boyfriend head
And see him all day to do what he wants
Boy:Can I get head it’s November 8
Girl:sure it’s November 8