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Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy
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A condition of both or one of your nuts not being able to properly for into your sports cup. #NutLeftoutis #NoNutLeftBehind
Man my nut(s) keeps falling out of my sports cup, I have Nut Leftoutis
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You dive your member on into your lady's blueberry yum yum and one of your balls gets stuck in her yum yum, the other one blocking it from view, like an equinox.
Eric suffered the nut Edox when he visited that whore on 5th street. Damn thats a big yum yum.
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Your left testicular gland part of a pair.
"Aww man, I'm young and my left nut really hurts as I'm typing this and is radiating to my right nut."
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The pubic hair around a guy's penis.
Sheila tried to give her boyfriend a blow job, but kept getting nut hair in her mouth.
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The uncontrollable urge to constantly reposition your testacles.
That twitchy little bastard must have had jimmy nuts because he couldn't keep his hands out of his pants.
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when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross
dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!
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